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So many Mark Masons and you found me |
At the Hollywood Casino in Joliet, Il.
My friend Mark made the attempt.
A 2 pound hamburger and a pound of fries, pickles, coleslaw.
If you finish in one hour, it’s free plus a T-shirt.
One guy did it In 22 minutes.
Happy and confident at start.
47 minutes finishing burger
55 minutes and fries to go
Just wanted to go on record with my prediction of Not Guilty
It use to be people would ask
“What do you do for a living?’
Now I hear people asking
“So when does your benefits run out?”